E11EVEN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bones]

Nice

Very nice

[Moonlight]

Ot could have been so much more

Graphics - were good no complaints
Style - well we all know the story one of man going to battle some foe and meets minions along the way. In the end the hero always wins *YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWN!*
Sound - was good but too much anime bullshit in it
Violence - alot of the typical anime crap, nothign new. all the same "hum? huh? EEEEEEEERRRRRRR?!!?!?" bullshit

[Vengeance DVD]

welll

i've seen worse, i've seen better. It was toooooooooooooo god damn slow, i didnt finish watching it cuz it bored me to death.

[Safe Sex?]

welll

it was funny when the girls voice turned out to be a guys, when the condom went on the foot then the head that was also good, but instead of saying "its a 52 dollar value and we're giving it to you for only 50 dollars" you SHOULD have said "its a 52 dollar value and we're giving it to you for only 52 dollars" <<<< see how it didnt change making it funnier??? I have spoken

[Days Of Our Lamps]

hahah

very nice. It's good to see something original for once. I really like what you did with the doctor lamp, making him sound very jewish, very funny. The extension cord was just odd but it was really stupid funny. It was funny and original but not HAHA lol funny, it was regular funny.

[The Matrix Downloaded]

meeeeeeeeeh

I as kinda funny, just barely funny, i smiled but i didn't lol so you need to work on ur hahaha funny bit... Animation was good everything else was good but not funny enough, and i had high expectations.

[numa?]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Excellent! lol funny funny shit. it was good but i need to spend more time writing a review because NG wont let me submit such a sort one so i'm just gonna rammble on about nothing in particular and hope that enough time has passed so i can finally submit this review and not get turned down again. I think i'll wait a little more just to be on the safe side i dont know wheather now would be good. or now, now now or now. maybe now? i sure hope so. good luck with ur life and dont let the door hit ur ass on the way out.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

HHHHHHHHAHAHAH

Better then the original!

[Gun Poet : Ace of Spades]

It was good

But you need to work on a few areas. The choice of music was good but you could have held out 1 more sec and have the main character break through the glass when "WAKE ME UP" was sung. Work on music Sync THAT is what makes good movies.

[Grim Reaper Show 5]

lol

Tree do not approach. Finny shit man, funny shit!